Example and Phrase (10, if you can’t count, but are able to read)

“Dipping Swords in metaphors” -M.G.M.T

& “smiley similes”- M.E.

1. For the 9/11 terrorists, dropping the skyscrapers was like a game of pin the plane on the tower.

2. The troop was awoken by the sound of an explosion from a peaceful dream about kicking up his flat feet, relaxing back home. Post discharge: The troop is defeated by his sleep when he is awoken by the sound of explosions and gunfire only to look around his quiet flat, he might call the arches anything but home.

2)Everytime she took a step it was like the sound of an explosion. 3) When Evil Dan swatted the fly it was like a sound of an explosion to the spider who saved a “we-bit-O’-web that day. Yes, I myself have spun a few. Flies have been dead all winter, I gather.

3. The intelligent student dropped out of school.

4. The crowded city bus was hit by an empty train.

2)The crowded city bus had no bad traffic because everyone was in it. 3) The crowded city bus was like a clown car. Jokers from the left jokers from the right.)

5. The slow moving car was like a homeless drunkard crawling to the bar.

6. The right winger loved his pillow so much he believed he could pimp it out by selling it and sleeping with it too.

(The pillow was as soft as a marshmallow, but disappointing when tried as a s’more…)

7. Still it was harder for the poor girl to pass through the narrow alley than it was for the rich man to enter heaven than the girl an eye of a needle.” -Despising all of her broken heroes, she fixed herself her own heroin. Perhaps like Christ, on her own axis spikes.

8. He had been playing pool all day, perhaps he’d be better off having a splash. The cue through his fingers looked like greasy french fries.

9. And just before the bullet rang out in his apartment, the flash set him back like one last hot sun. Out go his brains like Hemingway.

10. The bright hall light was like a dull knife piercing the insomniac’s eyes in the night.